Category: Lore

Stories – anything you’d likely tell around a campfire or at the bar.

Drink in a Mountain Bike Glass

A Toast: To Two Departed Ladies

The first: Johannah She was mo mhĂșinteoir (Irish language teacher). Battled cancer for quite some time – being a smoker didn’t help. Lass from Co. Tipperary (from which county my granddad also hailed). When...

STINK

Stink Stories

It should come as no surprise that I have something of a reputation as a stinky mountain biker – and not just as a trail gnome: This has led to the occasional funny situation....

My Three Concussions

Thrice now I’ve had what the medical guys call mTBI (mild traumatic brain injury), i.e. concussions. Mountain biker + martial arts student, so that shouldn’t be all that surprising. Two weren’t especially noteworthy; the...

Bargain News

The Baargain Nooz

It must’ve been thirty years ago now: the phone rang, and in those days (pre-Caller ID), to know who it was, you had to answer it. So I did. “I’d like the number for...

Simian Spankus Interruptus

Many years ago now, BF (Before Facebook), Guro Ron used to have – as part of the website for the school – a traditional webforum, where all sorts of topics martial arts related and...

My Infant Cousin With Penthouse Magazine

The Porn Stash

A rite of passage of any boy – at least any American boy – is his first encounter with pornography. Usually this is due to an older male relative, friend, or neighbor who has...

Tampax wrapper

Welcome to Womanhood

When I was in middle school, I had a headache or bellyache or something whereby I was sent to the school nurse. She had me lay down in a corner of her office behind...

Dee Tyler Fucks Like A Bunny

* The names have, of course, been changed to protect the guilty. Fall, late Eighties, my freshman year at college. I had applied for on-campus housing and found myself in an all-male dorm. Yes,...

Brimstone

The Ocean Beach Incident

This happened while I was an altar boy at St. Paul’s*, our local Catholic parish. Small town, so there was one priest – Fr. Stan – assisted by a deacon who also served as...